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    <title>equinoxx:asylum</title>
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    <description>the piece of my mind I can least afford to lose</description>
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    <dc:creator>asylum@equinoxx.net</dc:creator>
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    <dc:date>2006-10-06T06:32:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Things Change</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/things_change/</link>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>in.site, intro.spectacle</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t have an exact timetable, but at some point in the foreseeable future, equinoxx.net will be undergoing a major overhaul, and right now, it&#8217;s a strong possibility that among the changes will be an end to <em>The Asylum</em> as it now exists. The original <em>Asylum</em> was a stream-of-consciousness column I did for a little &#8216;zine I was associated with back in the late &#8216;80s, and over the years, I kept the title kicking around in my head. When I got my own domain and started my blog, naturally, it became the most recent <em>Asylum</em>. So far, however, this has turned out to be pretty much a basic, general-purpose blog, and for good or ill, much of my general-purpose blogging has gravitated to <strong><a href="http://equinoxx.livejournal.com">LiveJournal</a></strong>. As a result, <em>The Asylum</em> has mostly lain fallow. Thus, I think it&#8217;s about time to officially retire it for a while, and the coming revamp seems as good an occasion as any.
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There are a couple of ideas floating around the old <em>cabeza</em> for something to replace <em>The Asylum</em>, but nebulous as they are, I&#8217;m loath to disclose them at this point. <strong><a href="http://simstories.equinoxx.net">SimStories</a></strong> will continue on in much the same vein as it is now, with a few tweaks, and there may eventually be future sub-sites for some of my other creative pursuits.
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Anyway, that&#8217;s a brief update on my headspace. Changes are coming. I can&#8217;t predict exactly when, but they&#8217;re coming.
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      <dc:date>2006-10-06T07:32:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Just For The Record&#8230;</title>
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      <dc:subject>generalities</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Head colds? Not fun.
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Just sayin&#8217;.
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      <dc:date>2006-07-27T14:27:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Themiscyra, East of Delhi?</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/themiscyra_east_of_delhi/</link>
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      <dc:subject>a.musements</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, there are rumors that this may be the new face of Wonder Woman:
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<div align="center"><img align="center" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/equinoxx/pic/0001prc7" /></div>
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Her name is Priyanka Chopra, she hails from India, and she was Miss World 2000. And some sources are reporting that she&#8217;s &#8220;in negotiations&#8221; to star in Joss Whedon&#8217;s upcoming Wonder Woman movie. She has ties to Boston; seems she spent some of her high school years out thisaway, and in an interview last year, when her father was being treated for a tumor on his liver in Boston, said she comes here every year, and that her best friends are here. Which pretty much concludes my knowledge of the lovely Ms. Chopra.
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I don&#8217;t know how well she can handle a lasso, but at least she&#8217;s got some experience wearing a tiara.
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      <dc:date>2006-06-30T04:19:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Why I Won&#8217;t Be Seeing Superman Returns In IMAX&#8230;</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/why_i_wont_be_seeing_superman_returns_in_imax/</link>
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      <dc:subject>a.musements</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>...at least, not on opening day.
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<img align="left" clear="both" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/48284183/581720" hspace="5" />QED. First time out, I want to see the whole movie. Technical limitations with IMAX equipment limit the running time of the films they can play, and a quick check of the listed running times for both my preferred Showcase (Revere) and IMAX (Reading) theaters shows the IMAX running time coming in at 9 minutes under the Showcase (148 minutes vs 157 minutes)&#8230; although I&#8217;ve been told by someone that he&#8217;s heard the IMAX version has had 34 minutes trimmed out. 
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So, tomorrow, opening day, I&#8217;ll be at the Showcase. Then (sometime next week, I expect), I&#8217;ll head out to the IMAX to check out the 3D sequences.
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<p>
In any event&#8230; welcome back, Kal-El!&nbsp;
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      <dc:date>2006-06-27T21:26:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>L.A., Seven&#45;Mary&#45;Three</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/la_seven_mary_three/</link>
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      <dc:subject>a.musements</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005519/">Wilmer Valderrama</a> is &#8220;attached&#8221; to play Officer Francis &#8220;Ponch&#8221; Poncherello, the role that made <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0261805/">Erik Estrada</a> a household name in the late &#8216;70s, in the inevitable big-screen adaptation of <em>CHiPs</em>. The next big question is, who&#8217;ll play Ponch&#8217;s partner, Officer Jon Baker (originally played by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0928243/">Larry Wilcox</a>)? &#8216;Cause, c&#8217;mon, if you absolutely <em>must</em> make a <em>CHiPs</em> movie (and apparently, someone must, because they&#8217;re doing it, so fuck it, I&#8217;m just gonna sit back and rubberneck the crash site), it&#8217;s gotta be Ponch and Jon. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0421063/">Steve McLeish</a> and the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0717763/">Nelson</a> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671855/">brothers</a> can be in it, sure&#8230; but Ponch and Jon <em>must</em> be front and center. Therefore, there must be  a Jon. So, if Fez is playing Ponch, who&#8217;s gonna be Jon?
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My short list? I&#8217;m thinking <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1360270/">Ben McKenzie</a> or <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175305/">Kevin Connolly</a> could do decent jobs of playing Baker as straight man, with a touch of humor, or if they decide to go the full slapstick <em>Starsky and Hutch</em> route, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0365501/">Bret Harrison</a> might work out. 
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Of course, this still leaves open the questions of who&#8217;ll play <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0683986/">Sergeant Getraer</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0339424/">Barry Baricza</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0512912/">Artie Grossman</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0495244/">Sindy Cahill</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0642974/">Bonnie Clark</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000373/">Jeb Turner</a>, and of course, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0905998/">Harlan Arliss</a>? Any suggestions?
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      <dc:date>2006-06-20T02:42:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Again, I Am Amused</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/again_i_am_amused/</link>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>a.musements</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just when I thought it&#8217;d be a while before someone topped Verizon&#8217;s &#8220;field meeting&#8221; tv spot (the one where the nebbishy guy meets a thug type in a muddy field, and the thug&#8217;s impressed to learn the nebbish gets cell service out there in the boonies) in sheer entertainment value (as measured on my personal giggleometer), I come across <strong><a href="http://www.tubespot.com/node/251" title="Sprint's crime deterrent ad">Sprint&#8217;s &#8220;crime deterrent&#8221; ad</a></strong>. (Apparently, the spot debuted during the Super Bowl, but I just saw it for the first time a couple of days ago.)
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      <dc:date>2006-05-24T08:21:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Niven Was Right About Heinlein Being Right</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/niven_was_right_about_heinlein_being_right/</link>
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      <dc:subject>a.musements, generalities</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s looking like I won&#8217;t need that dual-tuner TiVo, after all. The CW, (bastard child of UPN and The WB) won&#8217;t be announcing their schedule until Thursday, but one source after another is reporting that apparently it&#8217;s all over but the shouting for <em>Everwood</em>, while <em>7th Heaven</em> &#8212; despite airing its friggin&#8217; SERIES FINALE last week.. oh, and being utter <em>drek</em> for eight years of its ten-year run (and no, I don&#8217;t mean it was getting better toward the end) &#8212; and the crapfest that likes to call itself a &#8220;journey,&#8221; <em>One Tree Hill</em>, will be back. TANJ*, dammit.
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<em>Homefront</em>. <em>Murder One</em>. <em>Misfits of Science</em>. <em>Grosse Pointe</em>. <em>Freaks &amp; Geeks</em>. <em>Undeclared</em>. <em>Firefly</em>. <em>Wonderfalls</em>. <em>Arrested Development</em>. <em>Justice League Unlimited</em>. And now we can add <em>Invasion</em> and <em>Everwood</em> to the charnel heap.
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TV&#8230; it was fun while it lasted. But more and more, it seems you&#8217;re actively doing your best to drive me away. It&#8217;s working.
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On the upside&#8230; I guess I&#8217;ll have more time to read.
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<em>*TANJ: an acronym coined by Larry Niven in his </em>Known Space<em> books, meaning </em>There Ain&#8217;t No Justice<em>, a phrase appearing numerous times in the works of Robert A. Heinlein</em>.
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      <dc:date>2006-05-17T03:54:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>32 Years and Counting&#8230;</title>
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      <dc:subject>intro.spectacle</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I visited my mother&#8217;s grave today, as I try to do every May 10. Despite the past couple days&#8217; worth of rain, the maintenance crew had obviously recently mowed the lawn, as the headstone was covered with wet grass clippings, which I cleared away, as best I was able with my bare hands.
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There are times, like today, when I think about my mother, and I feel guilty, because I&#8217;m certain to about fifteen decimal places that I&#8217;m not the person I think she hoped I would be. In fact, I don&#8217;t even know what I&#8217;d have to say to that person if I ever met him. I just don&#8217;t think we&#8217;d have very much in common.
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After my mother died, I found myself thinking &#8212; a lot &#8212; about my own mortality. By the time I reached high school, I was fairly convinced that I wouldn&#8217;t live to see the year 2000. I&#8217;d be 36 by then&#8230; surely my time would be up long before that. Then, from the time I hit 25, I started looking at those five-year milestones. By the time 30 rolled around, not only was I unsure I <em>would</em> make it to the next milestone&#8230; I wasn&#8217;t sure I <em>wanted</em> to. On final approach to 40, I was pretty certain that I didn&#8217;t want to survive to that marker.
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Which brings us to today&#8230; May 10, 2006. 32 years since my mother&#8217;s passing, and just about midway between the 40 and 45 milestones. My aunt (father&#8217;s youngest sister) called today, to tell me that my grandmother has some old coins that she wants to give to me, and during the conversation, my aunt said that she and my grandmother were just looking at some old pictures of my mother yesterday, and that there&#8217;s a lot of my mother in me. I&#8217;m sure it was meant to be comforting, but in actuality, it just made me feel about ten times more hollow than I already did.
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So&#8230; what do I do with that? All I know right now is that 45&#8217;s on the way, and I have no particular desire to get there.
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      <dc:date>2006-05-11T00:05:00-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Say Goodbye, Trackbacks</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/say_goodbye_trackbacks/</link>
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      <dc:subject>in.site</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wasn&#8217;t really using them anyway, and I&#8217;ve been getting a rash of trackback spam over the past few weeks. So they&#8217;re gone.
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And BTW, trackback spammers: bite me.
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      <dc:date>2006-04-29T00:42:01-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>And So It Begins</title>
      <link>http://asylum.equinoxx.net/index.php/asylum/comments/and_so_it_begins/</link>
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      <dc:subject>a.musements, in.site</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All right&#8230; that thing I alluded to in my last post? 
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It&#8217;s <a href="http://simstories.equinoxx.net" title="SimStories@equinoxx.net">here</a>. Subdomain and everything. Have a look, if you dare. MUAH-HA-HA-oh, wait. It&#8217;s not sinister. 
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Well, not yet, anyway.
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      <dc:date>2006-04-12T00:55:01-05:00</dc:date>
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